About

Hi, I’m Jordan.

Like many bloggers, I suffer from the delusion that I have something to say as well as an accompanying naivete about there being an audience wanting to hear it.

I like to read, practice kung fu, play guitar, perform in musical theatre, and people-watch in downtown Madison, WI, through the scope of my high-powered rifle. I also enjoy trying to be clever with this bio and taking creepy photos of myself.

But enough about me. On with the sausage!