Death threats for not eating a cracker.

Religious rituals may be quaint, a little weird, and a little silly, but they’re harmless, right?

Right?

Sure, unless you believe in transubstantiation (cracker becomes saviour) so strongly that you consider walking out of a church having not eaten your communion wafer to be kidnapping. And it’s especially harmful if you decide to threaten the crackernapper’s life. This is stupidity beyond compare.

[FOX Orlando via Pharyngula]