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my prediction

Posted on March 27th, 2006 Jordan 1 comment

I think we’re on the cusp of an entirely new era of history that will be remarkable for many things: redefinition of morality and humanity; technology achieving mastery over biology; a shift from non-renewable to renewable energy use; widespread disease, drought, and famine; and violence more pervasive than humans have ever seen. Oh, and Jesus is going to come and take Pat Robertson and his flock away from us, finally allowing Democrats to regain control over Congress and wipe out the Armies of Compassion once and for all with their Tax-And-Spendotron 9000 Anti-Faith Tactical Quantum Gayifier.

Have a nice day.

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- thelowbranch March 27th, 2006 at 21:25
  
  I just love your optimism. AND I think your right, at least I hope so…
  
  â€œWe need a type of patriotism that recognizes the virtues of those who are opposed to us. We must get away from the idea that America is to be the leader of the world in everything. She can lead in some things. The old “manifest destiny” idea ought to be modified so that each nation has the manifest destiny to do the best it can – and that without cant, without the assumption of self-righteousness and with a desire to learn to the uttermost from other nations.â€ ~Francis John McConnell
  
  â€œI just don’t know why they’re shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.â€ ~Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, “O.R.”