how to choose your online personal ad nickname

1. Choose an adjective. “sassy” is a good bet, since only approximately 40% of the other women have chosen it.
2. Choose among:
   • lolita
   • girl
   • grrl
   • grrrrlygurlygizzidygirl
3. Now pick a number. This should either be the year of your birth or the number suggested to you by the service, since you picked the same unoriginal nickname as the 548 people before you.

Having not spent much time browsing personal ads for dudes, I can’t really provide any pointers for guys. I can only suggest that you use my nickname as an example: PlayahSqueeze673.